My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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