So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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