You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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