Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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