i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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