just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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