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So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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