So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?