Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.