i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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