Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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