Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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