I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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