That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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