i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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