Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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