how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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