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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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