but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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