He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Barsexuality is the new black.
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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