Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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