If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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