what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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