ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
this just has baby written all over it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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