so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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