Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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