And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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