Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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