But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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