:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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