Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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