i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize