Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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