It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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