sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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