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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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