i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
