Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
