So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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