How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize