I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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