i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
