Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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