Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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