Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
