Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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