i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Help. Why am I so naked?
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