I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
do herpes really smell.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Randomize
