dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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