Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
