I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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