whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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