Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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